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    Category: The Mullet

    Sue Cooper Athena Award

    Congratulations Sue Cooper, Lazy Dog Key West — Athena Award Winner

    We just want to congratulate Lazy Dog owner and operator, Sue Cooper on receiving the ATHENA Leadership Award from the…

    John Beausang February 7, 2020
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    Anyone Missing a Paddleboard? And What’s going on in Flathead?

    This is from the Police Blotter in Flathead, Montana. At first, I was interested in the found paddleboard. But then,…

    John Beausang January 24, 2020
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    Ohio Quarter

    Ohio quarter celebrates Perry’s 2013 Paddleboard victory

    I was sorting through my change this weekend and spotted this celebratory paddleboard quarter. I had no idea how mainstream…

    John Beausang June 3, 2019
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    Welcome to the latest version of Distressed Mullet

    You may have noticed some changes in the Mullet recently. We recently upgraded the Mullet to include a base foundation…

    John Beausang April 30, 2019
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    Homies Relay teams

    Lessons and Tours: Are you paying attention to your favorite customers?

    A friend with a successful SUP tour and rental business recently shared his success story with me. It was strikingly…

    John Beausang February 20, 2019
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    shirley wang

    What does a cat litter scientist and Charles Barkley have to do with paddling?

    I came across this article a few weeks ago and it struck a chord with me. If you haven’t read…

    John Beausang January 23, 2019
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    Mullet BOP

    Eight years ago, I rented a Smart Car and went to BOP :: What’s your worst kookslam moment?

    Every once in a while, a Facebook memory throws you down a rabbit hole. I had been publishing the Mullet…

    John Beausang January 20, 2019
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    If your lower back hurts, you might not be rotating

    I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, which means I’m not qualified to diagnose your injuries…

    John Beausang November 21, 2018
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    Paddling around a point, how to avoid the shallows

    We are constantly paddling in the eddies, along the edges of the waterways and right next to shore when going…

    John Beausang November 17, 2018
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    Best of The Mullet Instagram Stream this week

    Here are some of the great photos and videos from the Distressed Mullet Instagram Feed. These are some great people…

    John Beausang July 8, 2018
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    Staying Safe on Holiday Weekends with examples for Wrightsville Beach

    Holiday Weekends are dangerous for paddlers. Mostly because people have an easier time getting a 32-foot motorboat into the water…

    John Beausang May 25, 2018
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    Competition or Personal Accomplishment: A thought on race courses

    This is an observation for race directors looking to get more people to come and enjoy their races. When you…

    John Beausang April 27, 2018
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    Don’t look to the brands to step up. Your event has to be able to stand on its own.

    I freestyled this in the CHUM Newsletter this morning and have had such a response that I felt it wise…

    John Beausang October 13, 2017
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    Traditional Paddleboard Race Scenario: What do we do?

    Race Director Decisions Consider the following and let us know how you would handle this if you were the race…

    John Beausang September 19, 2017
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    Finding a happy place: One Board Class Follow Up

    The One Board Class Post from last week definitely elicited a variety of responses. The end goal for all of…

    John Beausang September 5, 2017
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    One Board Class: 14 and Under

    First of all, let me be clear. As far as I can see it, there is no dominant governing body…

    John Beausang September 3, 2017
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    CHUM Video Update for July 28, 2017

    Discussion on the drowning by a paddler who was wearing, but did not deploy his belt PFD, a series of…

    John Beausang July 28, 2017
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    July 21 CHUM Update from the Mullet

    Review of this week’s articles, discussions, videos and events.   Consider being a Distressed Mullet Supporter and keep these articles…

    John Beausang July 21, 2017
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    The CHUM for July 14, 2017

    John Beausang and Lisa Schell discuss the latest on Distressed Mullet for the week ending July 14th in this week’s…

    John Beausang July 14, 2017
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    Mullet talks on the CHUM for this week: July 7th

    Cape to Cape in Cape May, NJ, Sea Paddle NYC, OABI Detroit, Safety Concerns, KeyVault from Kanulock and an ama…

    John Beausang July 7, 2017
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    These past few weeks have been a whirlwind

    We’re early, we know. It’s by design. From now on, CHUM Newsletters will arrive on Wednesdays to reflect on the…

    John Beausang May 3, 2017
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    So you want to start a paddle race. Here’s a quick list of tips for planning

    A few random suggestions and this is not a complete how-to list. Feel free to add to the bottom: Involve…

    John Beausang March 6, 2017
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    A really annoying shame-based motivation technique to remind you to paddle

    I subscribe to a number of newsletters that are outside the the paddlesphere. I know it’s hard to believe, but…

    John Beausang February 9, 2017
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    Cold Stroke Classic, Where is the current?

    On Saturday, January 21, 2017 low tide is at 08:34 AM The Race begins at 10am and is being put…

    John Beausang January 20, 2017
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    We are thankful for you

    We’re thankful for the manufacturers We’ve seen a reorganized shakeup on the industry side in spite of continued growth in…

    John Beausang November 25, 2016
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