Spinner shark freaked out by paddleboarder collision video

A spinner shark from Jupiter, Florida was completely freaked out when a stand up paddleboarder surfed right under him in mid flight.

“I was doing what I do and as I hit the surface I knew I was in trouble. This guy ran right into me,” the shark said. “I flipped off his board before he could kick me or catch me. I’m lucky to be alive.”

Witnesses in the surf agreed it was a close call and are amazed that someone got it all on video. This video is going viral throughout the seven seas and even inland fisheries are aghast at how that happened. One flathead catfish, subject of a recent noodling incident commented, “We deal with stuff like this every day. All you have to do is yawn and some idiot is throwing a fist down your throat.”